i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
my favorite part of pokemon
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher
how to get up in the morning
- you don’t
If you were my homework I’d do you.
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs